Edmunds County Tribune -

Ipswich third graders wrote “If I were an elf...” or “If I were Santa...”

If I were an elf... I would be a immortal and a helper for santa with reindeer.

Jasper Kirschenman

If I were an elf... I would help santa. I would help Mrs. Claus in the kitchen. I would make toys. I would fly to peoples house. At the North Pole, I would feed the reindeer and eat all the candy I could get in my mouth and hands.

Bailey Heintzman

8 years old

If I were Santa... I want to be Santa because i want santa to put deliver presents on.

Piper Rose

If I were Santa... Be nice to elves, help make presents, give breaks, save cookies, List the naughty and Nice children.

Lane David Braun

If I were an elf I would watch over the reindeer and cook in the kitchen make santa cookies and get him coca cola.

Chloe Geditz

If I were Santa... I would be like Santa. I would check the naughty list. My favorite reindeer is dasher. I like him cause he is weird. eventually I would find a Mrs. claus. My slegh would be big. That is what I would do if I was santa clease.

Landen Knutson

If I were an elf... I would help Santa deliver presents for Santa because I want to make Santa happy! And I will make cookies for the reindeer. And we are going to go in the sleigh and help Santa. But be careful because the sleigh bells are pointy! I want to help Santa!

Aubrey Huber

If I were Santa... I would Steal all the Gifts in the world and give them to homeless Poeple. And make the elves work like the engine of a truck. they would Say ok! ok! we will work. we will work hard. as hard as an engine of a truck.

Jennay

If I were an elf... I would watch over all the children and make sure they are good and listen to their parents. If they don’t I will report to santa and tell him who is nice and jolly and who’s angry and naughty!

Ashlyn Roe Heilman

If I were Santa... Make presents and toys. Go to peoples houses and eat milk and cookies. santa is nice.

Jaxen Jager

If I were Santa... I can give people stuff. I can give people presents.

Brayan Jose

If I were an elf... Get all my work done that santa told me to do. I would wrap presents really fast. I would help santa fly the sleigh and eat alot of candy canes. Me and Ashlyn elf are good at making gifts for everyone.

Emri Braun

If I were an elf... I would make toys. And make cookies and put sprinkers on it. Then wrap presents for kids. And make hot chocolate for santa.

Maddie Kintz

If I were an elf... If I were an elf I would make toys for kids all over the world. And I would be the best elf. So I could ride in Santa’s sleigh and help deliver the presents.

SkyLynn Moore

If I were Santa... I would eat all of the cookies there are and hand out all of the presents. I would watch volleyball and wear red pjs and have hot chocolate. I would be a jolly old potato and eat sugar cookies every night before bed.

Shawna Henderson

If I were an elf... I would make toys until my hands bleed and be pretty darn tired. Then I put the toys in the toy bag AND I GET TO REST. Then I can join Santa on the couch watching football and eating cookies and drinking coke’a’cola.

Layla Fuller

If I were Santa... If I were a fat jolly man like santa I would watch foot ball and have cookies and drink coke a cola and become a lazy 100 year old potato bag watching foot ball.

Luci Fuller

If I were Santa... I would eat lots of cookies and help the reindeer and bring toys to kids to be nice. And give the reindeer carrots.

Haley Wagner

If I were an elf... I would make candy and toys for me, too. I would write letters to Santa with my pointy ear for a pen. And I would slide down snow hills with my feet. Then, I will make toys and candy for kids all over the world. Then, I would read a book named Percy Jackson.

Luxaiver Heinz

If I were an elf... I would make games and keep the games so I can play them. I would wear pointy shoes and hats. I would give santa the games I make.

Gage Sylte

If I were Santa... I would give presents to and eat cookies. I would ride the seigh at night. I would drink milk. I would sleep all the time until Chirstmas. I would get the reindeer ready.

Serenity Guthmiller