Edmunds County Tribune -

From the Ipswich Tribune

July 19, 1928 edition

BOYS COMPOSITION ON GIRLS

Girls is the only folks that has their own way every time. Girls is of several thousand kinds, and some times one girl can be like several thousand other girls if she wants to do anything. Girls is like one way, and they are all like cats. If you rub ‘em the right way of the hair they’ll purr and look sweet at you, but if you rub ‘em the wrong way or step on their tails they’ll claw you.

So long as you let a girl have her own way she’s nice and sweet, but just cross her and she’ll spit at you worse nor a cat. Girls is also like mules. If a girl don’t want to believe anything you can’t make her. If she knows its so she won’t say so. Brother George says he doesn’t like big girls but he does like little ones. This is all I know about girls and father says the less I know about them the better off I am.

— Exchange